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SMELLS LIKE MEAN SPIRIT Listen to or download song by clicking here.
My momma told me not to come But I’m ready to go I guess I’m brave or maybe I’m just dumb But I’m in this show Stand up and let it out for me I’m the wannabe Upon a stage, I’m a war machine Psycho kamikaze
Send in the clowns with the sinister frowns
It smells like mean spirit The deadliest show on Earth It smells like mean spirit The deadliest is the liveliest show on Earth
My combat boots and my jacket’s worn With stars, stripes and lead Blood spattered, tattered, ripped and torn Death mark on my head Across the land, it’s a terror, man A fear that fills the air Tear it down, blow it up and then Do it all again
Better the devil you know, than the devil you don’t
MEET ME AT THE GRAVE Listen to or download song by clicking here.
I packed up all of my bags Didn’t say goodbye I just headed out... for now She waited secretly To leave that night Without a sound Somehow
This ain’t your ordinary love song They say love will come and go But now the feeling’s too strong So meet me at the grave
Out the back and down the street To the place where we would meet To hear the sound of your heart beating Next to mine We would listen to midnight songs Come together like we belong Blood on blood and this can’t be wrong We’ll be fine
This ain’t your ordinary love song They say love will come and go But now the feeling’s too strong So meet me at the grave
Dress up to haunt me baby All Hallow’s evening gown At the cemetery baby Something’s going down …. And we’ll be leaving town
This ain’t your ordinary love song They say love will come and go But now the feeling’s too strong So meet me at the grave
Meet me at the grave We’ll run away … so far away
GIMME SOMETHING HIDEOUS Listen to or download song by clicking here.
Gimme some, gimme some, gimme something hideous Gimme some, gimme some, gimme some, I’m serious Gimme some, gimme some, gimme something hideous right now Right now
Give me shrunken heads hanging from my walls That’s what I want Spiders in my bed so it creeps and crawls That’s what I want A corpse that ain’t dead, yeah, just because That’s what I want Maggots on my bread and rotten apple sauce That’s what I want That’s what I want
Gimme some, gimme some, gimme something hideous Gimme some, gimme some, gimme some, I’m serious Gimme some, gimme some, gimme something hideous right now Right now
A plaid suit and tie, yellow, red and brown That’s what I want To smell the sweaty feet of a circus clown That’s what I want Mom and dad, S & M That’s what I want Spritle choking his monkey, oh poor Chim Chim That’s what I want That’s what I want
Gimme some, gimme some, gimme something hideous Gimme some, gimme some, gimme some, I’m serious Gimme some, gimme some, gimme something hideous right now Right now
Give me shrunken heads hanging from my walls That’s what I want Spiders in my bed so it creeps and crawls That’s what I want A corpse that ain’t dead, yeah, just because That’s what I want Maggots on my bread and rotten apple sauce That’s what I want That’s what I want
NIGHTMERICA Listen to or download song by clicking here.
From the Windy City’s 80 acres of hell To the Mississippi’s ghostly southern belles I love this country, the living and the dead New Orleans hoodoo voodoo gave me a shrunken head
I pledge allegiance to the flag Cause normal life is just a drag I made my dreams in this great land God bless the land of the dead
I’m living in Nightmerica I’m living in United States of Nightmerica
Yeah, the Salem witches hung for their sins I met the Jersey Devil in the Pine Barrens West Virginia Mothman, I think he stole my watch Out in my garden is where I found a Sasquatch
I pledge allegiance to the flag Cause normal life is just a drag I made my dreams in this great land God bless the land of the dead
I’m living in Nightmerica I’m living in United States of Nightmerica
Land of the free, home of the grave
ARE WE THERE YETI? Listen to or download song by clicking here.
Are Are we Are we there Yeti
Our only clue Cause he ain’t got no shoes The footprints in the snow are freaking huge
Are Are we Are we there Yeti
Our only clue Cause he ain’t got no shoes The footprints in the snow are freaking huge
He’s hairy and he’s ugly And his nose is kinda runny But it’s really kinda funny Cause he’s worth a lot of money But that big old funky monkey Doesn’t want to be bothered by you.
COME WHAT MAY Listen to or download song by clicking here.
Once upon a time Cold-blooded, full-moon crime My baby heard her belly growling deep inside So, come what may
When the wolf bane blooms The movement in the womb My baby cried before she died And as she said to me, “Stay away”
Baby, just hang on, yeah Just a little longer Push before you’re gone, yeah Come what may
She never knew That her time was due
And then her water broke The screams of angry town-folk Cursed by a breed, yes indeed With a need to hunt and prey
When the wolf bane blooms The movement in the womb My baby cried before she died And as she said to me, “Stay away”
Baby, you’re mine Baby canine
BEST BAD IDEA Listen to or download song by clicking here.
Working hard but only making crumbs I pondered as I drank I hatched a plan to steal the money from First National Bank I guess I needed some kind of disguise To throw them off the track I found a wig and a dress in my size No turning back
Cocked and loaded with a pawn shop gun Hidden in my dress I wrote a note with a pink crayon Now I’m in the press Mascara and some beauty crème Just to seal the deal A money heist with a fashion theme Until I broke a heel
In and out, I should be long gone Somehow it all went wrong
It was the best bad idea that I ever had Yeah, maybe prison won’t be so bad I had the perfect plan And a get-away van Now I wave goodbye to all I had
The cops arrived in the nick of time To secure the scene Like Frankenstein, I was feeling alive A super villain queen They threw me down and they had me cuffed Without a single kiss He said, “Lady, would you please shut up?” And I told ‘em this
“Bring it on if you think you can Cause I’m a pretty ass-kicking man”
It was the best bad idea that I ever had Yeah, maybe prison won’t be so bad I had the perfect plan And a get-away van Now I wave goodbye to all I had It was best bad idea that I ever had Yeah, maybe baby prison won’t be so bad I may be gone but I’ll be back again
Though it seems there’s no need to brag I fooled the pigs and they never knew they’d been had Not bad for a guy in drag
I’ll be gone but I’m not sad I hid some loot, well hidden in my handbag And a cop came along and she took it all away
Far away, all the way back home To the home my baby and I belong I’ll just sit right here until she breaks me free
I had the perfect plan Now we’re off to Japan
LOG OFF LIFE (L.O.L.) Listen to or download song by clicking here.
Tangled in your web everyday You sold your neighbors dog on Ebay Monkey see and monkey do Monkeys on the loose in the cyber zoo You’ve got your space with all your friends Spreading your spam and it never ends You google this and you google that Dot cum in eight seconds flat
This is your life so out of sight
Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go tonight Let’s go, let’s go, log off life Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go tonight Let’s go, let’s go, log off life … alright
Viral media, wikipedia OMG, here’s a jpeg of Chlamydia No, you’re not a noob, your processor is screwed Fatal error, your momma’s on You Tube You’re in a pop-up fog, your software catalog Stick it up your port, ram it in your blog It doesn’t bother you, FTW For The Win or Fuck The World, it’s all the same to you
This is your life so out of sight
Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go tonight Let’s go, let’s go, log off life Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go tonight Let’s go, let’s go, log off life … alright
And I wonder if you’re feeling well So I typed you up a quick email It’ll get to you with any luck w.w.w.suck
GET UP & KILL Listen to or download song by clicking here.
Silent night, holy shit I’ve got a feeling and it just won’t quit Cold-blooded killer, yes indeed Murder by numbers, hey, 1,2,3. Death is great, death is good Let us thank him for worm food Now I lay you down to sleep with the fishes out in the deep
Tonight, the fright, what’s coming over me Oh what a thrill, get up and kill
Silent night, holy fuck I think you just ran out of luck Cross your fingers and cross your toes Feeling blue with the toe tag woes Death is great, death is good Hail the king of Horrorwood You’re really looking like a wreck With that noose around your fucking neck
It’s the dawn of the dead. Paint the town blood red.
DEAD CITY Listen to or download song by clicking here.
Lost in the meaning and screaming like a demon and swearing at the radio song A villain undercover, I’m smashing through another damnation of a world that is gone Blasting through the streets, at the corner are the freaks, this authority is fucking wrong The billboard up ahead, there’s a warning there instead, “If you’re living, then you don’t belong”
It’s a town meeting, grab your crucifix Meet the population of 666 At the chamber of horrors they will get their kicks so meet the population of 666 Welcome, when Hell comes to Dead City
“Welcome to the gutter”, the sewer creatures mutter, The drain, it flows a crimson red Damn the speed limit The tires are gonna spin it before I lose my fucking head Nitro powered trauma, a walking dead drama, I’m living but I lost my heart Married to the buried, the burden that I carried across the dark in central park.
Dead City, well I’ll be damned. Dead City, horror on demand. Dead City’s where I lost my soul. Dead City’s gonna rock ‘n’ roll.
AROUND THE CORONER Listen to or download song by clicking here.
Well, come on in. Just in time for the show to begin. Coat and a tie to wear. Sit back, we’ll get the hearse to take you there. Time to celebrate. It’s a festival for the late. Some may say, “beware”. Sit back, we’ll get the hearse to take you there.
There’s something strange around the coroner, a crooked smile on his business card. There’s a body of work and credentials of horror on display in his own backyard.
Do you like my ways? I’m headed south like a heretic. Try to prosecute, I’ll just smile as you flip the switch. Get up, try to lie to me. How thick do you think that the wool should be to pull that over my eyes? Here’s something that you need to realize.
CHAOS LOVES CHAOS Listen to or download song by clicking here.
Bring home disaster the morning after and wake to find that you’re a dead man waking Slave to a master, it’s always faster to pull the trigger when you’re tired of hating
Getting there but I’m going nowhere. Nothing’s fair cause I’m lost here somewhere. If I stare toward tomorrow, I’ll go blind. If you cared, would you end this anyway, anywhere, anytime or any day? Separate the hate that yours and mine.
To tell the truth, I will still be called a liar. Believe the hate cause it’s burning like a fire. To tell the truth, I just can’t deny the anger. You can trust me, I’m your element of danger.
Chaos loves chaos.
Destruction crafter, disaster master If I get up, I’ll only end up crawling There’s no more laughter. No ever after. The sun won’t shine because the stars are falling.
LOVELY SHADE OF DEAD Listen to or download song by clicking here.
Drop dead gorgeous in the pale moonlight. Her presence, like a mist rolling in the night. I cross my heart and I hope to die for you. Shadow on her eyes, the power of her stare. She’s got me hypnotized, there’s something in the air. Black widow, yeah, it must be true.
Wicked little angel with a devil’s grin. The pleasure is better when she’s under your skin. This feeling, I can’t see through. Danger in my heart, the passion that remains. I felt it from the start, now dripping from my veins. Inside of me, I’m torn in two.
I’m in over my head. My beauty queen of dread, she’s such a lovely shade of dead. Pale lips painted red, blood lust must be fed. She’s such a lovely shade of dead.
MINDLESS MUSINGS Listen to or download song by clicking here.
It hurts a little and then I hurt a lot. Some bones are brittle, some heads are not. I’m sentimental, yeah, when I get caught. In this nice hospital, yeah, I guess I’ll rot.
It’s just a practical choke, yeah, I’m telling ya folks. It’s just a typical hoax. This is all just a game. Am I out or in sane, manipulating my brain.
R... lobotomy E... don’t bother me D... sedate and waiting for the comatose. R... normality U... fatality M... murder suicide, another dose.
The mindless musings of monsters and madmen. Nothing’s changed except the things that should have been.
A straight jacket high, cause I’m that kind of guy. My pad is padded, you see. Obsession in my eye, like Renfield and a fly, proven clinically. It’s elementary, that Hell is meant to be right here for you and me. Abbynormality, Sickofatality... road to the cemetery.
THIS HOUSE Listen to or download song by clicking here.
There’s no one living in the living room but there are noises up the stairs. There’s something waiting in the dark, but whom. Unholy shivers through the air. The curtains close off any light outside. The dust had settled long ago. A touch of evil found it’s place to hide, down the halls where none will go.
Knock, knock, let me in. Here, it’s cold and dark within. Knock, knock, let me in. Here, it’s cold and dark as sin.
This old house has a mind of it’s own. This old house is built of blood and stone. There are whispers but all are now gone. You can knock but no body’s home.
There could be bones there in the fireplace, amongst the ashes and the wood. Is there something in the attic space, best left alone for your own good? And on occasion when the night is cool, underneath a hazy moon, an old piano in an upstairs den plays all alone a haunting tune.
This old house is Hell become home. This old house has stories to tell. This old house is home become Hell. On the grounds near the old wishing well, reads a sign that says it’s for sale.
E.M.S. S.O.S. Listen to or download song by clicking here.
Kaleidoscope of sirens...genocide. Stethoscope determines...no life resides. Syringes dance in circles...in my mind, as your essence curdles. Detecting high blood pressure...cardiac. Free bleeding is our pleasure...as night is black. A sense of imminent danger...as you can see, this can only get stranger.
Get back, I hear them coming. So far, so good, I’m learning. Almost upon me now, it’s time to feast. Hunger, the pain is numbing. Watch out, the fear is coming. So what, you’re only flesh for the beast.
Send more paramedics. No more diabetics. The taste of blood sugar makes the world go around. Send more cops too. We’ll feast until we spew. It’s a no-brainer when you’re in this town.
Venom erodes the body. I.V.’s as sweet as candy. Throw them on the gurney as the buffet meat. Hey Bub, I know you hear me. Listen, it all comes clearly. Undead gather in the city streets.
Emergency, emergency, one last call in distress.
PAY TO GET IN Listen to or download song by clicking here.
The invitation said I had to come to a party like on other one. Pulled in the driveway and began to park. Nocturnal eyes glowing in the dark. Knocked on the door and to my surprise, I was greeted, maybe hypnotized by a stranger with a wicked grin, “Step right up into my den of sin”.
Pay to get in, pray to get out. Let the fun begin in the devil’s house.
Everyone was swinging by the pale moonlight. She devil fell in love at first bite. Penny for your thoughts, pennies for my eyes. Outside the undead were about to rise. I was feeling possessed, I was feeling just fine. A vampire had some blood instead of wine. I heard my host as he spoke again, “It’s here you belong my unworthy friend”.
The fire danced as the band would play. The Screaming Demons sang the night away. A group of ghouls gathered at the bar drink up something floating in a jar. A creature brags about how good it hurts, Satan’s cheerleaders in mini skirts. The poker players place their bets to win. The Go Go Dancers then take off their skin.
GUNNAR Listen to or download song by clicking here.
So you’re looking for a little bit of danger. Down in Texas there’s an evil that is stranger. He’s got the fuel. He’s got the fire. A mind that’s twisted and it’s tangled in barbed wire. A tale of terror, armadillo Texas style. Slaughter house is calling. This is your last mile. Blood is red flesh is blue. The saw is family as he cuts you clean in two.
Hey Gunnar. Hey Gunnar. Sharpen your saw blade, Gunnar, blade, Gunnar Rev up your rage, Gunnar, rage, Gunnar Don’t you let them get away.
To the basement, that’s where home becomes Hell. What’s your hurry? Hang around for dinner bell. Get away, if you can. His bloody apron’s hanging on a bloody man. There are rumors that he suffers from insanity. Really, he enjoys it is the true reality. Rip the skin. Hear the cries. It’s in the wind and the terror’s in their eyes.
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